I was a nerd back in school but now I have discovered my new favorite, and that is to read erotic stories. I may not have experienced some of my sexual fantasies and sex positions, but there is a big chance that it has already crossed my mind one way...

Look at me, I have a lengthy dick and a phat ass. It is up to you to choose whether you'll let me suck your manhood or pound me in my butt. Either ways, we'll both have a good time.

There's nothing that can give me greater joy than finding jeans with pockets. I mean, what's the deal with the fake pockets anyway? What did the inventor of such thing smoked that day to come up with the ridiculous idea?

If you want to have a go with someone like me, you must be packing 6 inches or bigger. If you don't meet that requirement, then don't bother sending a message. Let's not waste our time.

The only thing that can make me cum is deep anal penetration. Foreplay doesn't have any effect on me. I want to be impaled in the ass as soon as possible, with or without lube.

Fuck relationships and commitments! Why would I opt for serious relationships when I have the chance to play, flirt, and fuck around with different guys, right? Life is so much better when you're single and not committed anyway.