Wanna be the happiest man in the world? This is your chance to be one, so you better not waste it. Send me a message now and we can start chatting with each other. My naughty mind has a few surprises that will surely put a smile on your face.

Being alone doesn't mean you have to be lonely. Feeling lonely is feeling bad for yourself, but don't have the motivation to take action and change it. I don't want to be lonely for the rest of my life, so I decided to take action now. When will you?

There is nothing more pleasing than a lad who knows how to maintain a conversation with a woman. I don't care about how you look. I will happily reply to your message as long as you can keep me interested.

When it comes to giving head, I am the best among my mates. My skills in blowing someone is beyond what you can imagine. I can suck any man dry if I want to. If you want to know more about this interesting skill of mine, then leave me a message.

Anyone who loves putting pineapple on their pizza is a psychopath in my book. I mean, why would you ruin such a perfect dish and add something that is not appropriate.

It's a bit frustrating that I don't have someone in my life right now who will give me the pleasure and satisfaction I deserve every time I crave for one. I've been looking for so long but no one seems to pass my standards. Maybe I set the bar too hi...