I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

Do you have a secretive thirst for adventure? Are you searching for a creative, intelligent, and sassy accomplice? Look no further. My name is Jeanette and I am a naturally affectionate and thoughtful woman who will charm you with palpable sensuality...

All my past relationships ended tragically. I don't want to commit to anything serious for a while now. I feel like my heart can't handle another failed relationship. However, my asshole is still open for business.

I hope whoever ends up with me enjoys my 15 alarms within a single hour, and when I snooze each of them. I love sleeping and fooling myself that I can get out of bed feeling good each day.

When it comes to giving head, I am the best among my mates. My skills in blowing someone is beyond what you can imagine. I can suck any man dry if I want to. If you want to know more about this interesting skill of mine, then leave me a message.

I'm a woman with a dick. Is that okay with you? Don't you worry because even though I have a dick, I still know how to act like a woman and I certainly know how to properly take care of a man.