I am a huge fan of reading fan-fiction. I still like the originals, but I think fan-fictions have a strange way of giving a new perspective to the story. Do you agree with me?

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Anyone who loves putting pineapple on their pizza is a psychopath in my book. I mean, why would you ruin such a perfect dish and add something that is not appropriate.

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

I am the kind of lady who will do everything it takes to have what I wanted. I am most pissed when I plan something, and things don't go my way. If you can handle such a character, then feel free to contact me at any time.

My dick may not be the largest you've ever seen, but my tits can definitely compete. You can enjoy them all you want plus a free access to my tight ass. Can you say no tomy offer?