No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

First of all, I just want to say to anybody who will try to hook me up, that I am head over heels in love with deep dish pizza! Just in case we end up in an argument, you'll know how to get me. Best if partnered with steamy sex, of course.

Don't be surprised that a gorgeous woman like me actually has a dick. My heart screams that I am a woman but my body says otherwise. Anyway, I am here to find someone who can ride my ass. Oh, shoot. I meant someone who can ride on with my adventures ...

Look at me, I have a lengthy dick and a phat ass. It is up to you to choose whether you'll let me suck your manhood or pound me in my butt. Either ways, we'll both have a good time.

If I could mention two things that I am actually good at, that would be sucking dick and having anal sex. My mouth and tongue work perfectly at the tip of a dick and my asshole is surely as tight as your skinny jeans.

I am not the type of person who pays attention to age. I am also not the type of person who gets attracted to handsome faces. Who I am is someone who only cares about the cock size.