Look at me, I have a lengthy dick and a phat ass. It is up to you to choose whether you'll let me suck your manhood or pound me in my butt. Either ways, we'll both have a good time.

I have a big ABC. If you don't know what that is, it means big Ass, big Boobs, and big Cock. Send me a message if you like that. Just make sure you won't be intimidated once you realize that my junk is a lot bigger than yours.

No matter what other people say, I am proud to say that I am a shemale. I love my face. I love my body. And I certainly love it the most when men adore and admire me despite the fact that I have a bigger dick than them. Oops!

When I was in middle school, I used to read three to four full-sized novels. Now I see anything longer than a paragraph I immediately bounce. I miss my brain cells. I can't believe they peaked at the age of 12.

It seems my bumhole is itching for some good fucking these days. Too bad I don't have someone to do that for me. Would you help me out? I assure you that it would benefit both of us.

There are times when I feel like I am destined to be alone in this cruel world. All my relationships are a complete failure. I don't care if I am to die alone, but I at least want to have some fun while I am still up and kicking.