No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

I become easily jealous when my man spends more time with other girls than me. If you commit yourself, it means that you are only allowed to have me as your girl with no other side chicks.

I have this look in my eyes that makes a lot of boys uncomfortable. Well, I don't have any use for boys. What I like are men. Men who can handle my slutty affection.

Look at me, I have a lengthy dick and a phat ass. It is up to you to choose whether you'll let me suck your manhood or pound me in my butt. Either ways, we'll both have a good time.

Wanna be the happiest man in the world? This is your chance to be one, so you better not waste it. Send me a message now and we can start chatting with each other. My naughty mind has a few surprises that will surely put a smile on your face.

When I was in middle school, I used to read three to four full-sized novels. Now I see anything longer than a paragraph I immediately bounce. I miss my brain cells. I can't believe they peaked at the age of 12.