No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

If you ask my friends and exes, they'd probably tell you that I am the most loving and caring woman in the world. I am selfless to the point that I am willing to give you a one-night stand if that's what's going to make you happy.

Look at me, I have a lengthy dick and a phat ass. It is up to you to choose whether you'll let me suck your manhood or pound me in my butt. Either ways, we'll both have a good time.

Right now, I am craving a lot of things. Chocolates, pasta, and chicken are only some of them. But on top of it all, the thing that I am craving the most is a wild, hot, and steamy sex.

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

Nothing beats a bottle of a cold beer after a long stressful day at work. I just wish I can drink it with someone. Just imagine all the fun things we can do once we get tipsy.