There's nothing that can give me greater joy than finding jeans with pockets. I mean, what's the deal with the fake pockets anyway? What did the inventor of such thing smoked that day to come up with the ridiculous idea?

When I was in middle school, I used to read three to four full-sized novels. Now I see anything longer than a paragraph I immediately bounce. I miss my brain cells. I can't believe they peaked at the age of 12.

I have a big ABC. If you don't know what that is, it means big Ass, big Boobs, and big Cock. Send me a message if you like that. Just make sure you won't be intimidated once you realize that my junk is a lot bigger than yours.

I am single and very much ready to mingle. I am here to flirt and do dirty stuff with random men. If you are having second thoughts, take a look at my photos. I'll wait for your message, handsome!

I am the type of lady who doesn't like half-assing anything in my life. I always give my hundred percent in everything I do. It doesn't matter if I'm cooking something or sucking a cock. I will always do my best.

No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.