I'm a woman with a dick. Is that okay with you? Don't you worry because even though I have a dick, I still know how to act like a woman and I certainly know how to properly take care of a man.

I know that I am not the kind of lady that sticks out in the crowd. One may even say that I am nothing but a side-character in their life. Well, not that it matters to me. Even a side-character receives a happy ending once in a while.

I have a big ABC. If you don't know what that is, it means big Ass, big Boobs, and big Cock. Send me a message if you like that. Just make sure you won't be intimidated once you realize that my junk is a lot bigger than yours.

I see no reason why men should not go out with me. I have the face of an angel and the body of the devil. I can kill you with my smile and can fuck the shit out of your brain.

When I was in middle school, I used to read three to four full-sized novels. Now I see anything longer than a paragraph I immediately bounce. I miss my brain cells. I can't believe they peaked at the age of 12.

People who say that Disney Land is the happiest place on Earth have never been into my bedroom before. I'm not boasting or anything, just telling the truth.