I'm a woman with a dick. Is that okay with you? Don't you worry because even though I have a dick, I still know how to act like a woman and I certainly know how to properly take care of a man.

This bed is really too huge for a petite girl like me if only there is someone who's willing to lay beside me. We'll create our own little world where all we'll going to do is fuck.

No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

Loneliness has been killing me these past few days. I've got no one to talk to and no one to share my queen size bed with. If only there is a handsome and hunky man to fuck, then my life would be complete.

I don't know how to say this but I am actually a babe with a dick. Yes, you've read that right. Just so you know, I am proud of my dick because that's really useful in providing satisfaction and contentment to different men.

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!