I am gifted with a mind that is way smarter than a lot of people. Sadly, this makes some men I have dated to be insecured and anxious when we are together. I am now looking for a man who can handle my brain and my dick.

The one thing that can only wake me up in the morning is the sound of bacon sizzling on a pan. Make me a nice breakfast, and I'll take care of your evenings.

This lovely woman will do anything for love. I am not afraid to get down and dirty for the man I love. I am even willing to try out new things, as long as my hot body can handle it.

I know most of us here just want to have some fun, so I don't really bear grudges if you leave me and find another woman. But just in case you didn't know, you are losing the best lass you can probably match with.

No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

Something is seriously wrong with me. I feel instantly aroused around men with a nice beard. I don't know why, but there's something about them that makes me want to fuck them on the spot.