When I was younger, I only knew how to blow balloons. Now, I don't blow balloons anymore. Instead, what I blow is something harder and longer than balloons. I now blow dicks of gorgeous, hot, and dazzling men.

People who say that Disney Land is the happiest place on Earth have never been into my bedroom before. I'm not boasting or anything, just telling the truth.

Just to clarify. I am not here for something serious. I just want to fool around for a bit while I still have the energy for it. I am not looking for anything in particular. I just want some huge cocks to be between my legs right now.

Writing descriptions about myself is quite a complicated thing for me because I don't really know if I should say that I'm a woman or should I say that I'm a man. Anyway, what you need to know about me is that I am really kind, loyal, and with a bit ...

I have a big ABC. If you don't know what that is, it means big Ass, big Boobs, and big Cock. Send me a message if you like that. Just make sure you won't be intimidated once you realize that my junk is a lot bigger than yours.

This might be a deal breaker for some, but I think it is better to be honest than hide it for a long time. I have a cock, so if that weirds you out, don't bother to chat with me. I am looking for a lad who will accept me for who I am, balls and all.