I'm not someone who will fuck you at first sight. I need a couple of more dates before I open up my heart to you. Keep enticing me, and I might as well spread my butt cheeks for you.

If you are fantasizing about being with a man and a woman at the same time, you don't need to have a threesome! You only need me. I'm a woman when you look at my upper body and then I become a man when you look at my lower part. See? A man and a woma...

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

Look at me, I have a lengthy dick and a phat ass. It is up to you to choose whether you'll let me suck your manhood or pound me in my butt. Either ways, we'll both have a good time.

I've been feeling a little bit lonely these days. I'm not sure if it's because I'm bored or it's due to the fact that I have no one to fool around with. I hope that will change.

It's hard for someone like me to find true love. I have no one else to blame but myself. I've been fooling around for quite some time now, and I feel like I don't have the patience and dedication to be loyal to one man.