I am such a weak lady when it comes to cute lads who smell nice. Nothing can make me weak at my knees more than a man who doesn't smell like smoke or sweat. For me, scent is more important than looks. I don't care if you are handsome. Your smell is m...

I have a big ABC. If you don't know what that is, it means big Ass, big Boobs, and big Cock. Send me a message if you like that. Just make sure you won't be intimidated once you realize that my junk is a lot bigger than yours.

I'm kinda lonely. Tell me the funniest joke that you know. Make me laugh, and I'll make you horny in return? If that sounds like a good deal to you, send me a message.

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

What would you do with tons of money and a beautiful face if you do not have a gentleman to share it with? That's my personal problem right now, and I hope I find someone who can help me. I am great in bed, by the way!

If the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach, then the best way to my heart is through my ass. You need to literally enter me before I decide if I am willing to take our relationship seriously or not. Eitherway, at least we've tried to fuc...