Trying to entice me with sweet words will only end up in failure. I don't give a fuck what you think about me. Sweet words will not take you anywhere. However, a huge cock will take you closer to my heart.

Being alone doesn't mean you have to be lonely. Feeling lonely is feeling bad for yourself, but don't have the motivation to take action and change it. I don't want to be lonely for the rest of my life, so I decided to take action now. When will you?

Things may get a little rowdy when you let a girl like me into your bedroom. I am into some weird shit, so you better prepare yourself if you want to get into my pants.

There's nothing that can give me greater joy than finding jeans with pockets. I mean, what's the deal with the fake pockets anyway? What did the inventor of such thing smoked that day to come up with the ridiculous idea?

If this dick does not attract you, then you're on the wrong profile, darling. I am only open to those who can accept me and are willing to rip my arse with his lengthy and gigantic cock.

I'm a simple woman who wants nothing else but a man who I can call mine. A man that will give my life some purpose and brighten up my day with nothing but his smile.