If you're looking for a slightly alcoholic psychopath girlfriend who has no filter, eats too much, and will highly likely beat the crap out of you at Super Smash Bros, then here I am.

I only have one motto in life that I live with and that is "If you can suck then you can swallow". I can be your favorite mistress and your greatest fantasy. We do not have all the time in the world, honey, you better message me right away.

An overachiever way back in high school, I never let myself be surpassed by my competitors in academics. But college has changed me. I learned how to have a life and to have fun, and I don't regret every single part of it. I may have lost my medals a...

People who say that Disney Land is the happiest place on Earth have never been into my bedroom before. I'm not boasting or anything, just telling the truth.

If there's something I learned from my previous relationship, it would be that size doesn't matter. I have been with a man with above-average dick before, but he failed to make me cum even with the size of his cock. As such, I am looking for someone ...

No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.