No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

What I can tell you about me is that I am able to suck a cock for more than 30 minutes without gagging. Because of that, I have been referred to as the great cock sucker.

There is nothing unusual or worth saying about me. I am nothing but your regular lady who hopes to find her knight in shining armor. Leave me a message if you think that you are who I am looking for.

I don't want a man who'll fall in love with me at first sight. I want someone who will fall in love with me over and over again every time he looks at me.

There's something about waffles that makes me want to eat them every single day. I'm not sure if it's the syrup, toppings, or the waffle itself. I just want to have some. Would you like to have one with me?

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!