A dog lover who loves dogging. I hope that makes sense. This is just a quick sample of my lame jokes and puns. If you want to hear more, just tell me. I still have a lot things like that where they came from.

This may sound really weird to you, but I am actually wondering how my huge tool tastes like. Well, it probably tastes really good because it usually leaves men moaning and wanting more.

I have been through a lot of crazy nights that nothing can surprise me anymore. I have a background in basic thottery, as well as a degree in major BDSM practices. I can teach you a thing or two about hardcore fucking if you want.

Have you ever felt that you are alone even if there's a lot of people around you? That's what I feel like now. I need someone who can make me feel like there's something more to life than boring existence.

If you think I will let you get into my pants easily, then you are super wrong! I am not an easy lady to please, so it would take you a lot of time and effort to make me yours. I hope you are brave enough to take such a risky investment.

I am only here to pass some time. My life has become quite boring after I lost my job. I am now just staying at home with nothing to do. As such, I am looking for a lad who can talk with me whenever I feel a bit lonely and bored.