I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

If there is one thing I hate in the world, it would be lazy bums who only drink all day long. I have nothing against alcohol. However, I do believe that alcohols should be enjoyed after working hard all day.

If you're looking for a slightly alcoholic psychopath girlfriend who has no filter, eats too much, and will highly likely beat the crap out of you at Super Smash Bros, then here I am.

I love it when boys are not afraid to show off their big guns right away. My patience is limited, so I prefer aggressive guys who always take the initiative.

Look at me, I have a lengthy dick and a phat ass. It is up to you to choose whether you'll let me suck your manhood or pound me in my butt. Either ways, we'll both have a good time.

If you don’t like me, maybe your mom would because I am a total homebody who loves cooking and decorating my house, a wife material in short. When it comes to men, I don’t have specific qualifications but I know within myself that I will never go...