When I was in middle school, I used to read three to four full-sized novels. Now I see anything longer than a paragraph I immediately bounce. I miss my brain cells. I can't believe they peaked at the age of 12.

I have a big ABC. If you don't know what that is, it means big Ass, big Boobs, and big Cock. Send me a message if you like that. Just make sure you won't be intimidated once you realize that my junk is a lot bigger than yours.

The only thing keeping me sane these days is my dependable toys. However, it seems they're slowly losing their edge. I am starting to yearn for more.

I need a thunder buddy, so if you like cuddles, then you are the guy for me. I'll even let you snuggle with me when it's raining. Let's keep each other warm during the cold winter nights.

It’s a little early to live our life too seriously. What I want while I’m beautiful and young is to fall in love and maybe make mistakes along the way. You only live once so why not live it like it’s your last day on earth?

I know that some women get mad when their man tells them to make him a sandwich. I am not like that. I will happily make you the best sandwich ever. Once you're finished with your sandwich, I might even give you something special. Just keep in mind t...