I have a big ABC. If you don't know what that is, it means big Ass, big Boobs, and big Cock. Send me a message if you like that. Just make sure you won't be intimidated once you realize that my junk is a lot bigger than yours.

Look at me, I have a lengthy dick and a phat ass. It is up to you to choose whether you'll let me suck your manhood or pound me in my butt. Either ways, we'll both have a good time.

I hope whoever ends up with me enjoys my 15 alarms within a single hour, and when I snooze each of them. I love sleeping and fooling myself that I can get out of bed feeling good each day.

If you can't accept the fact that I have a dick dangling in my body, it's best if you and I aren't going to interact with each other. But if you think that you can find it in your heart and mind to accept someone like me, let's get to know each other...

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

I am sick and tired of trying to fit in a society that knows nothing but to criticize and ridicule all my actions. As such, I decided to live the way I like, and not give a fuck about what others think of me.