Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains give me a boner. I like to be in pain. Maybe I am a total masochist. It doesn't matter much to me. As long as I can reach orgasm, everything is fine.

A lot of people me tell me that falling in love is the best feeling that a person could have in his/her life. Sadly I haven’t felt that love before because I’m a bit afraid of interacting with other people.

When you look into my eyes, you can see how badly I want to have a dick in my ass right now. I am here looking for one. Are you kind enough to give me yours?

I have a big ABC. If you don't know what that is, it means big Ass, big Boobs, and big Cock. Send me a message if you like that. Just make sure you won't be intimidated once you realize that my junk is a lot bigger than yours.

Let's keep our exchange of pleasantries short and our playful innuendos long. I do enjoy talking about a lot of things, but only dirty topics can make me engaged in a deeper level. If you think you can do that, then just leave me something that will ...

There's something about waffles that makes me want to eat them every single day. I'm not sure if it's the syrup, toppings, or the waffle itself. I just want to have some. Would you like to have one with me?