The one thing that can only wake me up in the morning is the sound of bacon sizzling on a pan. Make me a nice breakfast, and I'll take care of your evenings.

It is very rare for me to explode and not being able to control my anger. Many of my friends say that I have the longest patience and understanding in the world. You know where I explode my shit? Message me! Wink!

The only reason why I registered on this site is to come across someone who can't resist me. Someone who gets wild and aroused just by the sight of me. Someone who wouldn't dare to let go of me because of how delicious I am in bed.

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

Look at me, I have a lengthy dick and a phat ass. It is up to you to choose whether you'll let me suck your manhood or pound me in my butt. Either ways, we'll both have a good time.

I am a transgender woman, so yes, I was born with a willy. If you don't like that, then we have something in common. The best thing about me is I don't experience period, which means you can fuck me up any day of the month.