Someday I want to find a man who will make me his world. I know that it may take too long for that day to come, so I'll just have some fun in the meantime. Will you help me have some fun?

I'm a simple woman who wants nothing else but a man who I can call mine. A man that will give my life some purpose and brighten up my day with nothing but his smile.

This may sound really weird to you, but I am actually wondering how my huge tool tastes like. Well, it probably tastes really good because it usually leaves men moaning and wanting more.

I consider myself a master when it comes to the art of teasing. I can make you mine using nothing but words. Feel free to try it out if you don't believe me.

No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!