There are times when I feel like I am destined to be alone in this cruel world. All my relationships are a complete failure. I don't care if I am to die alone, but I at least want to have some fun while I am still up and kicking.

Just to clarify. I am not here for something serious. I just want to fool around for a bit while I still have the energy for it. I am not looking for anything in particular. I just want some huge cocks to be between my legs right now.

For me, it's not the length that matters. It is the girth that is important. I prefer having a thick, short cock than a thin, long one. I want my asshole to be stretched out, not drilled all the way.

I'm into older guys. I don't know why, but I feel like men around my age don't know how to properly treat a woman. Looks are nothing compared to experience. As such, I prefer to have an experienced man than a handsome guy.

I have been through a lot of crazy nights that nothing can surprise me anymore. I have a background in basic thottery, as well as a degree in major BDSM practices. I can teach you a thing or two about hardcore fucking if you want.

I know that some women get mad when their man tells them to make him a sandwich. I am not like that. I will happily make you the best sandwich ever. Once you're finished with your sandwich, I might even give you something special. Just keep in mind t...