Look at me, I have a lengthy dick and a phat ass. It is up to you to choose whether you'll let me suck your manhood or pound me in my butt. Either ways, we'll both have a good time.

Whenever I am dancing in clubs, many men come near me assuming that I am a true-born woman. But when they start grinding with me and touching my body, they become startled because their hands are able to touch a dick instead of a pussy.

No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

If you are fantasizing about being with a man and a woman at the same time, you don't need to have a threesome! You only need me. I'm a woman when you look at my upper body and then I become a man when you look at my lower part. See? A man and a woma...

My life is dull for a few years now. I have no one to spice it for me. I am looking for someone who can warm my cold nights and make me feel like I am the most beautiful woman in the world.

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!