If there is one thing I hate in the world, it would be lazy bums who only drink all day long. I have nothing against alcohol. However, I do believe that alcohols should be enjoyed after working hard all day.

If you ask my friends and exes, they'd probably tell you that I am the most loving and caring woman in the world. I am selfless to the point that I am willing to give you a one-night stand if that's what's going to make you happy.

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

I am the kind of girl who loves being showered with nice words and compliments. I feel the happiest when a proper guy notices me and praise me for what I am. I am looking for someone like that. A man who will let me feel like I am the most beautiful ...

Sometimes, the hardest thing and the right thing are the same. I know that the right thing for me at this moment is something hard and big. Do you have one?

I'm kinda lonely. Tell me the funniest joke that you know. Make me laugh, and I'll make you horny in return? If that sounds like a good deal to you, send me a message.