It seems my bumhole is itching for some good fucking these days. Too bad I don't have someone to do that for me. Would you help me out? I assure you that it would benefit both of us.

You must first endure the stings of numerous bees before you can taste my sweet honey. The journey might be painful, but the reward is worth it. Would you like to give it a try?

I am not the type of person who pays attention to age. I am also not the type of person who gets attracted to handsome faces. Who I am is someone who only cares about the cock size.

No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

I have been cheated on several times in my past relationships that I have already put in my mind that a man, whatever you do, will hurt you if they are not committed to you in the first place. But I still believe that, out there, there is someone wai...