I have a big ABC. If you don't know what that is, it means big Ass, big Boobs, and big Cock. Send me a message if you like that. Just make sure you won't be intimidated once you realize that my junk is a lot bigger than yours.

My biggest dream is to find a man who will still love me even if I don't dress up sexy or hot. A man that will not cheat on me even if I don't have any sex with him.

I know that I am not the kind of lady that sticks out in the crowd. One may even say that I am nothing but a side-character in their life. Well, not that it matters to me. Even a side-character receives a happy ending once in a while.

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

In my opinion, the best time for sex is when my partner and I are a little bit tipsy. In that way, we are able to do whatever we want to do no matter how strange, how complicated, and how dirty it is.

Whenever I feel horny, I just take a quick shower and fool around for a bit. However, I can't keep taking showers more than five times a day. As such, I need to have something that can help me relax my horny ass. If you have some idea how I can do th...