Look at me, I have a lengthy dick and a phat ass. It is up to you to choose whether you'll let me suck your manhood or pound me in my butt. Either ways, we'll both have a good time.

No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

When I was in middle school, I used to read three to four full-sized novels. Now I see anything longer than a paragraph I immediately bounce. I miss my brain cells. I can't believe they peaked at the age of 12.

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

People close to me knows that I have a sweet and charming personality even before I went out the closet and admitted that I have a heart of a woman that's stuck inside a man's body, but I think everyone hides a dark shadow at their back. I may look i...

Boredom is slowly killing me. I have nothing to do, and its starting to bother me more every single day. I hope to find a man who can keep me occupied and will make my time worthwhile.