People who say that Disney Land is the happiest place on Earth have never been into my bedroom before. I'm not boasting or anything, just telling the truth.

I'd like to match with a guy who's about the same height as me so that when we do 69, our dicks are positioned just right to our faces. Also, a box of pizza after sex would be fine.

I know that I am not the kind of lady that sticks out in the crowd. One may even say that I am nothing but a side-character in their life. Well, not that it matters to me. Even a side-character receives a happy ending once in a while.

I am a transgender woman, so yes, I was born with a willy. If you don't like that, then we have something in common. The best thing about me is I don't experience period, which means you can fuck me up any day of the month.

I like to collect and drink wine before I go to bed at night. It calms me and helps me fall asleep faster than usual. I also like to share it with men I sleep with because a little drink makes sex a little better.

Some people describe me as an angel who came down from heaven. Little did they know, I am the opposite of that. Because who I really am is a naughty devil who rose up from hell.