Anyone who loves putting pineapple on their pizza is a psychopath in my book. I mean, why would you ruin such a perfect dish and add something that is not appropriate.

I have a big ABC. If you don't know what that is, it means big Ass, big Boobs, and big Cock. Send me a message if you like that. Just make sure you won't be intimidated once you realize that my junk is a lot bigger than yours.

Don't even bother messaging me if you're looking for a serious relationship. I hate to be committed to only one man. My body is too good to be enjoyed by only one man.

No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

"Where there's a will, there's a way". I believe in that proverb and that's why I am not yet giving up in finding someone who I can settle with. I just hope to find the person who is willing to cross bridges for me.