No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

Not looking for love or anything that involves romantic feelings. I'm just here to search for someone who is willing to suck my tits as well as my dick. Someone who can bring the ultimate pleasure to my body.

Don't ask me to "send nudes." Flirt with me, take me to a date, buy me some food and make me laugh. Try and get me naked at the end like a fucking gentleman.

My life is dull for a few years now. I have no one to spice it for me. I am looking for someone who can warm my cold nights and make me feel like I am the most beautiful woman in the world.

I hope whoever ends up with me enjoys my 15 alarms within a single hour, and when I snooze each of them. I love sleeping and fooling myself that I can get out of bed feeling good each day.

I paint Auckland alleys and harbour glows, getting lost in the lines. Ask whatever's buzzing in your head. Won't bite. Not yet anyway. Artsy soul with a cheeky grin, up for whatever colour comes next.