If you're looking for a slightly alcoholic psychopath girlfriend who has no filter, eats too much, and will highly likely beat the crap out of you at Super Smash Bros, then here I am.

I am such a delight to chat with, but you will not be able to experience that unless you send me a nice message first. Hit me up right now before some other blokes beat you to it. It might be your last chance.

One thing I hate the most in the world is describing myself. No words can give justice to this body. Just send me a message if you want to know more about me.

Do you want to have some fun, or just talk for a while? Better tell me your intentions clearly before we start anything. I can do either, but I will like it more if you choose the former.

When it comes to having sex, I prefer being the bottom instead of the top. I prefer to be the one who receives the fast thrusts and hard spanking. I guess I can consider myself a submissive person.

Hard pass to men with below-average dick size. If I want to be with a man with a small cock, I would still be together with my ex. I want to be with a man with a humongous package. A man who can rip open my tight asshole.