No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

Never underestimate me just because I'm not a true-born woman. Little did you know, I am more fashionable, more beautiful, and more knowledgeable in bed than a real woman out there.

Trying to entice me with sweet words will only end up in failure. I don't give a fuck what you think about me. Sweet words will not take you anywhere. However, a huge cock will take you closer to my heart.

I have a big ABC. If you don't know what that is, it means big Ass, big Boobs, and big Cock. Send me a message if you like that. Just make sure you won't be intimidated once you realize that my junk is a lot bigger than yours.

I'm kinda lonely. Tell me the funniest joke that you know. Make me laugh, and I'll make you horny in return? If that sounds like a good deal to you, send me a message.

All my past relationships ended tragically. I don't want to commit to anything serious for a while now. I feel like my heart can't handle another failed relationship. However, my asshole is still open for business.