In my opinion, the best time for sex is when my partner and I are a little bit tipsy. In that way, we are able to do whatever we want to do no matter how strange, how complicated, and how dirty it is.

I'd like to match with a guy who's about the same height as me so that when we do 69, our dicks are positioned just right to our faces. Also, a box of pizza after sex would be fine.

Honesty is the most important value for me. I will most likely tell you frankly how I feel and what I think you really are. I don't give a fuck about hurting someone's feeling. But I also make sure to appreciate good things, of course.

I am attractive, gorgeous, and hot. I bet you would even mistake me for a real woman. I also have exceptional skills in bed that will surely beg you for more. Want to chat with me?

No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

If you want to have a go with someone like me, you must be packing 6 inches or bigger. If you don't meet that requirement, then don't bother sending a message. Let's not waste our time.