No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

Sorry to be so picky but I prefer to connect with men who have dicks that are longer than five inches. With the face and the body that I have, I think I have the right to be picky.

Being single after a long relationship is shitty. I don't know what to do with all the time I have. Sometimes I find myself looking at the ceiling, reminiscing of the past. I hate it when this happens. I want to have a man who can help me forget abou...

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

Wanna be the happiest man in the world? This is your chance to be one, so you better not waste it. Send me a message now and we can start chatting with each other. My naughty mind has a few surprises that will surely put a smile on your face.

It seems my bumhole is itching for some good fucking these days. Too bad I don't have someone to do that for me. Would you help me out? I assure you that it would benefit both of us.