I want to be honest now than having to regret not telling the truth later. I'm sure you know already that I have something between my legs that doesn't belong there. I want a man who can accept me for who I am, dick and all.

There's nothing that can give me greater joy than finding jeans with pockets. I mean, what's the deal with the fake pockets anyway? What did the inventor of such thing smoked that day to come up with the ridiculous idea?

I used to think that I was complete and is fine being alone in life. But as time went by, I realized that there is still a missing piece inside of me. I am lacking of a partner to share my achievements and stories with. Will you be my Romeo?

If looking at my photos does not give a boner, then you are on the wrong profile, honey. Being attractive and beautiful is what I do best, thus being able to have a conversation with me is a chance of a lifetime.

I'd like to describe myself as the perfect combination of naughty and nice! if you are looking for real fun then I am definitely the perfect partner. I’m easy going, open-minded and I always want to learn new things.

I am sick and tired of trying to fit in a society that knows nothing but to criticize and ridicule all my actions. As such, I decided to live the way I like, and not give a fuck about what others think of me.