No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

My life is dull for a few years now. I have no one to spice it for me. I am looking for someone who can warm my cold nights and make me feel like I am the most beautiful woman in the world.

I am the type of lady who doesn't like half-assing anything in my life. I always give my hundred percent in everything I do. It doesn't matter if I'm cooking something or sucking a cock. I will always do my best.

I like to collect and drink wine before I go to bed at night. It calms me and helps me fall asleep faster than usual. I also like to share it with men I sleep with because a little drink makes sex a little better.

My third-wheeling game is so strong that sometimes I even go as far as to seventh-wheel on a couples-only trip. I'm tired of being the extra once, the photographer to every couple-friends I have. I want someone who can be my plus one.

People who say that Disney Land is the happiest place on Earth have never been into my bedroom before. I'm not boasting or anything, just telling the truth.