I'm not sure what I want. I am here to have some fun, but I don't know what kind of fun I am looking for right now. Maybe you can throw in some ideas, and I'll chat back with you if I like them.

If I could mention two things that I am actually good at, that would be sucking dick and having anal sex. My mouth and tongue work perfectly at the tip of a dick and my asshole is surely as tight as your skinny jeans.

If you're looking for a slightly alcoholic psychopath girlfriend who has no filter, eats too much, and will highly likely beat the crap out of you at Super Smash Bros, then here I am.

Fuck Ed Sheeran! There is no such thing as a perfect woman! You will never find a stronger woman than a woman in a man's body. You will never feel as important as how a true woman would make you feel. Fuck the norm, true pleasure only comes from a wo...

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

Look at me, I have a lengthy dick and a phat ass. It is up to you to choose whether you'll let me suck your manhood or pound me in my butt. Either ways, we'll both have a good time.