I want to be honest now than having to regret not telling the truth later. I'm sure you know already that I have something between my legs that doesn't belong there. I want a man who can accept me for who I am, dick and all.

Putting tattoos has been my personal way of documenting special events and people in my life, no matter what other people may say, I do not regret every ink on my skin. If you are fine with tattooed ladies, I'm the one you are looking for.

TGIF! Fridays are my favorite because they mean party! After a long and stressful week at work, we all deserve some fun times and get some hangovers the next day. It is also the best time to fuck your colleagues.

I am looking for a lad who can hold his alcohol as much as I can. Not to brag, but I am always the last one standing when it comes to drinking challenges. I hope there is someone here who can push me to drink until I pass out.

If you got fooled by my beautiful face, sorry about that. I am not exactly a real woman because my body built is like a man's. But despite that, I know in my heart and in my mind that I am a woman who deserves to be poured with lots of care and atten...

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!