There are times when I feel like I am destined to be alone in this cruel world. All my relationships are a complete failure. I don't care if I am to die alone, but I at least want to have some fun while I am still up and kicking.

I can be nice whenever I am not in the mood to flirt. But I can also be seductive and naughty whenever I feel like it. Just so you know, I am in my most naughty state whenever I am horny and hungry for huge junks.

There's nothing that can give me greater joy than finding jeans with pockets. I mean, what's the deal with the fake pockets anyway? What did the inventor of such thing smoked that day to come up with the ridiculous idea?

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

I am a classy person with a good sense of humor. I am here to give you a pleasant, exclusive, and totally unforgettable session you will ever experience with a lady like me. I can be versatile as you want me to be.

No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.