Look at me, I have a lengthy dick and a phat ass. It is up to you to choose whether you'll let me suck your manhood or pound me in my butt. Either ways, we'll both have a good time.

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

There's nothing that can give me greater joy than finding jeans with pockets. I mean, what's the deal with the fake pockets anyway? What did the inventor of such thing smoked that day to come up with the ridiculous idea?

They say that interacting with strangers is not a safe thing to do. But I beg to disagree because I really think that strangers are the best people who you can interact with when it comes to voicing out your dark and dirty secrets.

Do you know what is really sexy? A sense of humor. A taste of adventure. The hips to grab on to and rim you from behind. Not everyone gets the same version of me cos one might tell I'm a beautiful soul and the other might say I'ma cold-hearted person...

I promise that your wife will never know about our little secret. I don’t want to be an ugly mistress either. I don't have any plans of destroying relationships and families. Let's just say that I understand your needs. Aren't I compassionate?