Don't ask me to "send nudes." Flirt with me, take me to a date, buy me some food and make me laugh. Try and get me naked at the end like a fucking gentleman.

I have feminine physique beauty and good hygienic body that I am kinda proud of. I have only one aim and that is to do all the things I like to do because life is short and I am willing to take the risk for the sake of having fun.

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

I have a lot of problems in my life right now. I need someone to hear me out just for once. A proper man who can listen to while I whine about the unfairness of the world. As people say, a shoulder to cry on is a good dick to ride on.

If I am to describe myself, I would be like the calm before the storm. When everything seems to be peaceful, I will come in like a wrecking ball. I will literally mess up your life.

I enjoy drinking all night long. Some nights I just chug down a bottle of tequila like there's a shortage or something. If you don't pass out and do some crazy shit while drunk, you're not drunk enough.