Being in my mid-thirties makes me think that maybe true love is not for me. I have already accepted the fact that men only wants sex and nothing more, and I am totally fine with that. We should maximize what we have, right? lol!

My friends always tease me because I don't have a man to show to them. I don't need a man who can be with me for the rest of my life. I only need someone who can accompany me for the rest of the night.

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

I'm not someone who will fuck you at first sight. I need a couple of more dates before I open up my heart to you. Keep enticing me, and I might as well spread my butt cheeks for you.

My third-wheeling game is so strong that sometimes I even go as far as to seventh-wheel on a couples-only trip. I'm tired of being the extra once, the photographer to every couple-friends I have. I want someone who can be my plus one.

If you want to have a go with someone like me, you must be packing 6 inches or bigger. If you don't meet that requirement, then don't bother sending a message. Let's not waste our time.