I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

No matter what other people say, I am proud to say that I am a shemale. I love my face. I love my body. And I certainly love it the most when men adore and admire me despite the fact that I have a bigger dick than them. Oops!

I love baking cookies and dog treats during weekends. I usually try to make the most out of my time whenever I can because I believe that it is very important for the mind and body to do things that you love.

I am a bit passionate when it comes to the bedroom. I like to take things slow and sensual. Foreplay is a must for me. Don't expect me to bend over and let you bang right from the start. You should tease me until I give up my body to you.

I'm not the type of girl who gives everything on the first date. I always make sure that I still have something to show for the next ones. However, play your cards right, and I might be dancing in your bedroom in no time.

I enjoy drinking all night long. Some nights I just chug down a bottle of tequila like there's a shortage or something. If you don't pass out and do some crazy shit while drunk, you're not drunk enough.