I am sick and tired of trying to fit in a society that knows nothing but to criticize and ridicule all my actions. As such, I decided to live the way I like, and not give a fuck about what others think of me.

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

I am proud that I am a sex-addict. There's nothing wrong with wanting to have a huge cock buried deep inside my asshole every single day. Do you agree with me?

It seems my bumhole is itching for some good fucking these days. Too bad I don't have someone to do that for me. Would you help me out? I assure you that it would benefit both of us.

Nothing is sexier than a man who knows how to cook. A man in the kitchen wearing nothing but an apron is on the top of my list of fantasies I want to do before I kick the bucket.

Don't ask me to "send nudes." Flirt with me, take me to a date, buy me some food and make me laugh. Try and get me naked at the end like a fucking gentleman.