No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

Look at me, I have a lengthy dick and a phat ass. It is up to you to choose whether you'll let me suck your manhood or pound me in my butt. Either ways, we'll both have a good time.

A heavy drinker who challenges all of the men who try to date me. If you can beat me in an alcohol game, then you can also probably beat my stamina in bed. Heads up, I am a good sucker and I swallow whatever is put in my mouth. If that didn't catch y...

It's quite a nice gesture if a lad would reply fast. Actually, that is the only thing I am asking for. All I want is someone to chat with who will not take hours just to chat me back. If you can get back to my messages in less than a minute, then you...

The one thing that can only wake me up in the morning is the sound of bacon sizzling on a pan. Make me a nice breakfast, and I'll take care of your evenings.

Want to make love with me? You've got to pass the qualifications first, honey. First, you must accept me as I am, then you should shower me with your time and attention, and finally, you must have an above-average sized dick.