Do you want to have some fun, or just talk for a while? Better tell me your intentions clearly before we start anything. I can do either, but I will like it more if you choose the former.

There's something about waffles that makes me want to eat them every single day. I'm not sure if it's the syrup, toppings, or the waffle itself. I just want to have some. Would you like to have one with me?

I'm a woman with a dick. Is that okay with you? Don't you worry because even though I have a dick, I still know how to act like a woman and I certainly know how to properly take care of a man.

I am the kind of girl who loves being showered with nice words and compliments. I feel the happiest when a proper guy notices me and praise me for what I am. I am looking for someone like that. A man who will let me feel like I am the most beautiful ...

Look at me, I have a lengthy dick and a phat ass. It is up to you to choose whether you'll let me suck your manhood or pound me in my butt. Either ways, we'll both have a good time.

I have this look in my eyes that makes a lot of boys uncomfortable. Well, I don't have any use for boys. What I like are men. Men who can handle my slutty affection.