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Who I am seeking is a guy who can make me moan in ways that will make my neighbors angry. I want to find the kind of man who has the ability to make me crave for him. The kind of man who is also capable of making me addicted to him.

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No matter what other people say, I am proud to say that I am a shemale. I love my face. I love my body. And I certainly love it the most when men adore and admire me despite the fact that I have a bigger dick than them. Oops!

Though trapped in a man's body, my heart and my soul will always try to break free of these temporal chains. I am a lady with class and a woman with an attitude and a girl with carnal lust!

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