I become easily jealous when my man spends more time with other girls than me. If you commit yourself, it means that you are only allowed to have me as your girl with no other side chicks.

Look at me, I have a lengthy dick and a phat ass. It is up to you to choose whether you'll let me suck your manhood or pound me in my butt. Either ways, we'll both have a good time.

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

I specifically want to be with someone who knows how to play the guitar because of three reasons: 1) I love country music, 2) I want someone to serenade me on a romantic date, 3) he knows how to use his fingers well, for sure. Lol! Aside from going ...

I'm kinda lonely. Tell me the funniest joke that you know. Make me laugh, and I'll make you horny in return? If that sounds like a good deal to you, send me a message.

Being single after a long relationship is shitty. I don't know what to do with all the time I have. Sometimes I find myself looking at the ceiling, reminiscing of the past. I hate it when this happens. I want to have a man who can help me forget abou...