Nothing is sexier than a man who knows how to cook. A man in the kitchen wearing nothing but an apron is on the top of my list of fantasies I want to do before I kick the bucket.

Anyone who loves putting pineapple on their pizza is a psychopath in my book. I mean, why would you ruin such a perfect dish and add something that is not appropriate.

I hate guys who overcompensate. I understand that not all men have big cocks, but there is no need to flex about other things if you have a small one. Just be honest with me, and we can figure a way to enjoy it as much as we can.

Being horny is not enough to describe who I am. It might sound weird but I always want sex every time possible. I think I've got addicted to the sensation and satisfaction it brings and I think this is the right time for me.

I have a lot of problems in my life right now. I need someone to hear me out just for once. A proper man who can listen to while I whine about the unfairness of the world. As people say, a shoulder to cry on is a good dick to ride on.

I have a big ABC. If you don't know what that is, it means big Ass, big Boobs, and big Cock. Send me a message if you like that. Just make sure you won't be intimidated once you realize that my junk is a lot bigger than yours.