Just a friendly warning to guys who want to chat with me: I can be very dirty and naughty even in chats. I have no filter when it comes to sex. I will say anything I want. It can be good or dirty. Make sure you can handle that before sending me a mes...

I'm not someone who will fuck you at first sight. I need a couple of more dates before I open up my heart to you. Keep enticing me, and I might as well spread my butt cheeks for you.

If you're looking for a slightly alcoholic psychopath girlfriend who has no filter, eats too much, and will highly likely beat the crap out of you at Super Smash Bros, then here I am.

I'm a woman with a dick. Is that okay with you? Don't you worry because even though I have a dick, I still know how to act like a woman and I certainly know how to properly take care of a man.

I can tell the size of a man's dick just by sucking it. If you like a more accurate measurement, I can do that with my asshole. Would you like to give it a try?

The only thing that can make me cum is deep anal penetration. Foreplay doesn't have any effect on me. I want to be impaled in the ass as soon as possible, with or without lube.