Look at me, I have a lengthy dick and a phat ass. It is up to you to choose whether you'll let me suck your manhood or pound me in my butt. Either ways, we'll both have a good time.

I have a big ABC. If you don't know what that is, it means big Ass, big Boobs, and big Cock. Send me a message if you like that. Just make sure you won't be intimidated once you realize that my junk is a lot bigger than yours.

"I wanna FUCK. Find ways to make you smile Understand and support you Cuddle you and hold your hand Kinda really wanna fuck the shit out of you. If you like that, then send me a message now."

Fuck relationships and commitments! Why would I opt for serious relationships when I have the chance to play, flirt, and fuck around with different guys, right? Life is so much better when you're single and not committed anyway.

If I could turn back time, I think I will allow myself to be with twice the number of guys that I have been with at present. With that, I'll be able to taste much more lips and suck a lot more dicks.

There's nothing that can give me greater joy than finding jeans with pockets. I mean, what's the deal with the fake pockets anyway? What did the inventor of such thing smoked that day to come up with the ridiculous idea?