I see no reason why men should not go out with me. I have the face of an angel and the body of the devil. I can kill you with my smile and can fuck the shit out of your brain.

I like it a lot when men try so hard not to be horny towards me. I like to see how they stop themselves from touching me, kissing me, and bending me over to fuck me from the back.

I would love to be with a great gentleman who would treat me like I am a real lady. I know that the thing hanging between my thighs may intimidate a lot of blokes, so I am here looking for the few handful who wouldn't mind me having a dick.

I want to be honest now than having to regret not telling the truth later. I'm sure you know already that I have something between my legs that doesn't belong there. I want a man who can accept me for who I am, dick and all.

I become easily jealous when my man spends more time with other girls than me. If you commit yourself, it means that you are only allowed to have me as your girl with no other side chicks.

Let's keep our exchange of pleasantries short and our playful innuendos long. I do enjoy talking about a lot of things, but only dirty topics can make me engaged in a deeper level. If you think you can do that, then just leave me something that will ...