If there is one thing I hate in the world, it would be lazy bums who only drink all day long. I have nothing against alcohol. However, I do believe that alcohols should be enjoyed after working hard all day.

No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

Look at me, I have a lengthy dick and a phat ass. It is up to you to choose whether you'll let me suck your manhood or pound me in my butt. Either ways, we'll both have a good time.

I am a big fan of astronomy. I am not an expert or anything. I just enjoy learning something new about stars. Maybe my fascination with stars is caused by my conscious desire to shine brightly like them.

There's this feeling of lust looming over my head for the past couple of months. I can't brush it with my usual toys. I need the real thing deep in my bumhole right now. Will you help me out?