When I was in middle school, I used to read three to four full-sized novels. Now I see anything longer than a paragraph I immediately bounce. I miss my brain cells. I can't believe they peaked at the age of 12.

I have a big ABC. If you don't know what that is, it means big Ass, big Boobs, and big Cock. Send me a message if you like that. Just make sure you won't be intimidated once you realize that my junk is a lot bigger than yours.

I know that I am not the kind of lady that sticks out in the crowd. One may even say that I am nothing but a side-character in their life. Well, not that it matters to me. Even a side-character receives a happy ending once in a while.

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

I am sick and tired of trying to fit in a society that knows nothing but to criticize and ridicule all my actions. As such, I decided to live the way I like, and not give a fuck about what others think of me.