The only way to my heart is through my asshole. If you want to connect with me, make sure your dick is big enough to reach the depths of my sweet hole.

I have a big ABC. If you don't know what that is, it means big Ass, big Boobs, and big Cock. Send me a message if you like that. Just make sure you won't be intimidated once you realize that my junk is a lot bigger than yours.

There's nothing that can give me greater joy than finding jeans with pockets. I mean, what's the deal with the fake pockets anyway? What did the inventor of such thing smoked that day to come up with the ridiculous idea?

I don't give a fuck who you are. As long as you can give me the rough fucking I deserve, I will let you into my life. Show me what you got right away, and don't waste my time with nonsense flirting.

There was a time when I am very choosy when it comes to the guys I fool around with. Now that I am a bit older, I don't have that luxury anymore. I tend to be less picky, so anyone has a fair chance at the whip.

I am looking for a fine bloke who can make me the best person I can be. He should be able to motivate me when I feel like I can't do anything any more, make me laugh when I'm feeling a bit down, and, most especially, make me cum hard whenever I am ho...