Don't ask me to "send nudes." Flirt with me, take me to a date, buy me some food and make me laugh. Try and get me naked at the end like a fucking gentleman.

I don't like games and I don't like going in circles as well. So, if you want me, just tell me right away. Because if you don't, you'll probably miss what heaven on Earth tastes like.

Don't waste your time trying to sweep me off my feet if you have nothing exciting to show. I am looking for someone who can let me experience something new, especially in the bedroom.

Anyone who loves putting pineapple on their pizza is a psychopath in my book. I mean, why would you ruin such a perfect dish and add something that is not appropriate.

No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

My ass is a replica of a perfect peach. Lick it and see how juicy it can be. I have a dirty mind, so if you can't handle this kind of playful talk, then feel free to move one.