I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

Trying to entice me with sweet words will only end up in failure. I don't give a fuck what you think about me. Sweet words will not take you anywhere. However, a huge cock will take you closer to my heart.

If you can't accept the fact that I have a dick dangling in my body, it's best if you and I aren't going to interact with each other. But if you think that you can find it in your heart and mind to accept someone like me, let's get to know each other...

I am sick and tired of trying to fit in a society that knows nothing but to criticize and ridicule all my actions. As such, I decided to live the way I like, and not give a fuck about what others think of me.

TGIF! Fridays are my favorite because they mean party! After a long and stressful week at work, we all deserve some fun times and get some hangovers the next day. It is also the best time to fuck your colleagues.

I have a feeling that I can find the right lad for me here. It's okay if he doesn't like to spend his whole life with me. For me, what matters most is that he can give me at least one night of intense lovemaking that I will never forget.