I have a lot of problems in my life right now. I need someone to hear me out just for once. A proper man who can listen to while I whine about the unfairness of the world. As people say, a shoulder to cry on is a good dick to ride on.

There are girls here that are prettier and hotter than me, but I assure you that I can let you experience something you've never experienced before. All you have to do is say hi to me.

Are you into strong women who will make turn you into a submissive man? If you are, then I can do that for you. I love turning strong men into my loyal slaves.

Everything in my life is going well so far. I have a nice job and a steady income. The only thing missing right now is a nice dick to make me feel less stressed at night.

If there is one thing I hate in the world, it would be lazy bums who only drink all day long. I have nothing against alcohol. However, I do believe that alcohols should be enjoyed after working hard all day.

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!