If you're looking for a slightly alcoholic psychopath girlfriend who has no filter, eats too much, and will highly likely beat the crap out of you at Super Smash Bros, then here I am.

Show me that you have something to offer beyond a pretty face and an unquenchable erection. Because I already have both. I don't need an extra pair that have nothing extra to add.

There is truly nothing better than having a man who is willing to please you for many hours and who is also able to make you cum instantly. I wish to find that kind of man here.

Don't be surprised that a gorgeous woman like me actually has a dick. My heart screams that I am a woman but my body says otherwise. Anyway, I am here to find someone who can ride my ass. Oh, shoot. I meant someone who can ride on with my adventures ...

Dancing is my passion ever since I was a child. I can do different genres, but I love doing pole dancing best. Brushing my body against the pole as I pose erotically gives me some sort of high.

A heavy drinker who challenges all of the men who try to date me. If you can beat me in an alcohol game, then you can also probably beat my stamina in bed. Heads up, I am a good sucker and I swallow whatever is put in my mouth. If that didn't catch y...