I hate it when men go straight into sticking their cock into my ass without heating me first. For me, skipping foreplay is like skipping the leg day. It can be done, but the result is not good.

Look at me, I have a lengthy dick and a phat ass. It is up to you to choose whether you'll let me suck your manhood or pound me in my butt. Either ways, we'll both have a good time.

I'm into older guys. I don't know why, but I feel like men around my age don't know how to properly treat a woman. Looks are nothing compared to experience. As such, I prefer to have an experienced man than a handsome guy.

Hard pass to men with below-average dick size. If I want to be with a man with a small cock, I would still be together with my ex. I want to be with a man with a humongous package. A man who can rip open my tight asshole.

There's nothing that can give me greater joy than finding jeans with pockets. I mean, what's the deal with the fake pockets anyway? What did the inventor of such thing smoked that day to come up with the ridiculous idea?

No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.