If you're looking for a slightly alcoholic psychopath girlfriend who has no filter, eats too much, and will highly likely beat the crap out of you at Super Smash Bros, then here I am.

Loneliness has been killing me these past few days. I've got no one to talk to and no one to share my queen size bed with. If only there is a handsome and hunky man to fuck, then my life would be complete.

I am a bit kinky. I love to roleplay and wear random costumes. My cabinet is filled with slutty Halloween outfits. Just pick a theme, and I'll have the outfit already prepared for it.

I just love the feeling of having a cock thrusting in my butthole. Sorry for being nasty and talking dirty but I really love anal sex up to the point that I can do it for several hours!

I have a big ABC. If you don't know what that is, it means big Ass, big Boobs, and big Cock. Send me a message if you like that. Just make sure you won't be intimidated once you realize that my junk is a lot bigger than yours.

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!