Look at me, I have a lengthy dick and a phat ass. It is up to you to choose whether you'll let me suck your manhood or pound me in my butt. Either ways, we'll both have a good time.

Show me that you have something to offer beyond a pretty face and an unquenchable erection. Because I already have both. I don't need an extra pair that have nothing extra to add.

I have a curvaceous body that is nice and sexy. I have almost 8 inches of hard flesh hidden between my legs. I love being exotic and wild and I would like to dominate a bottom guy so come and explore my sexy hot body and I know you will like it.

No, your eyes are not broken, dear. I really have the natural face and body of a living goddess. If only I could have changed my name, I would choose Athena, but I thought that having a name and a body of a goddess is a bit redundant.

I'm a woman with a dick. Is that okay with you? Don't you worry because even though I have a dick, I still know how to act like a woman and I certainly know how to properly take care of a man.

If you ask my friends and exes, they'd probably tell you that I am the most loving and caring woman in the world. I am selfless to the point that I am willing to give you a one-night stand if that's what's going to make you happy.