I have been living by myself since I was 20 and is currently doing good with my professional career. No work for today, and I am bored as fuck in this apartment! Would you mind if we have some dirty talks?

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

When I was in middle school, I used to read three to four full-sized novels. Now I see anything longer than a paragraph I immediately bounce. I miss my brain cells. I can't believe they peaked at the age of 12.

My life is somewhat complete right now. I have a roof over my head, food on my table, and money on my bank. The only thing missing right now is a huge cock in my ass.

There's something about waffles that makes me want to eat them every single day. I'm not sure if it's the syrup, toppings, or the waffle itself. I just want to have some. Would you like to have one with me?

I've been so lonely lately. Having no one to hug me tight at night is finally hitting me hard. I miss the days when I have a proper man I can cuddle with. I wish to bring back those days.