I have this look in my eyes that makes a lot of boys uncomfortable. Well, I don't have any use for boys. What I like are men. Men who can handle my slutty affection.

Don't be surprised that a gorgeous woman like me actually has a dick. My heart screams that I am a woman but my body says otherwise. Anyway, I am here to find someone who can ride my ass. Oh, shoot. I meant someone who can ride on with my adventures ...

I know that many will agree when I say that I am sizzling hot. That's old news already and I actually get that a lot. Anyway, who among here wants to chat with me? I'll make sure that I will be worthy of your time and attention.

My biggest pet peeve are those people who disobey simple community rules such as falling in line. If a person cannot follow these smallest regulations, what more of the more serious ones? Before you hook me up, make sure you are matured first.

Coffee is the best thing that the universe has ever given us. I think I am the type of person who will not last a day without having a cup of hot coffee. Coffee dates are also the best!

I do a pretty good job in the kitchen and will serve you your favorite desserts and dishes. If you don't like it, you can have me for dinner instead. You'll satisfy your tummy and your penis at the same time. Two birds with one stone, isn't it? Wink!