I'd like to match with a guy who's about the same height as me so that when we do 69, our dicks are positioned just right to our faces. Also, a box of pizza after sex would be fine.

I only have one motto in life that I live with and that is "If you can suck then you can swallow". I can be your favorite mistress and your greatest fantasy. We do not have all the time in the world, honey, you better message me right away.

I can be nice whenever I am not in the mood to flirt. But I can also be seductive and naughty whenever I feel like it. Just so you know, I am in my most naughty state whenever I am horny and hungry for huge junks.

Never underestimate me just because I'm not a true-born woman. Little did you know, I am more fashionable, more beautiful, and more knowledgeable in bed than a real woman out there.

I am not looking for a handsome prince charming who will save me from my tower or a superhero who will take me to another world. As long as you've got a long shaft, we'll get along!

Nothing is sexier than a man who knows how to cook. A man in the kitchen wearing nothing but an apron is on the top of my list of fantasies I want to do before I kick the bucket.